Agony Aunt

Dear agony aunt with some random boring name,

There is this not-even-pretty kyana that gets on my most-of-the-time-lover’s case as if she wants to poke me in the eye. She can’t keep her hands off of him, and is constantly getting up in his space. She also happens to like a certain boy ‘X’ whom she claims is her boyfriend. As sweet fate would have it, I recently became friends with boy ‘X’ and can’t help entertaining all sorts of evil plans for this not-even-pretty kyana. Boy ‘X’ is so sweet and wants to be closer friends but for now I can’t move past his being a pawn in delightful scheme. Please help me choose the best way to keep his friendship and suffocate kyana with nugu bombs.

Delightfully blessed by karma,
Jas